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"Who are you?"
"What? You don't know?"
"I've never seen you before. I thought I was the last descendant of the ancient dragons."
"That's because I am your long lost sister...
Lesbian Bleu! I'm a lesbian."
"A lesbian? Lesbians don't exist in video games."
"Well well you'd be surprised."
"I would?"
"Yes you would."
"Wow, I suddenly feel so happy and I feel like... tap dancing?"
"That's because you're feeling my powerful lesbian vibe radiating from my body. My vibes
spread non-sexual joy and happiness across the world and make people want to tap
dance."
"Tap dancing isn't a general characteristic of
lesbians."
"Well well you'd be surprised."
"I don't have a sexuality. I'm just a dragon from a classic video game. Where have you been all
these years anyway?"
"I was raised by a clan of lesbian tap dancers. They found me in a basket off the side of a river. They taught
me the ancient lesbian ways of tap dancing. While the Shining Force was fighting the evil hordes of
Runefaust, I was on a worldwide tour with my tap dancing act spreading non-sexual joy and
happiness across the land."
"That makes sense. Oh sister, I love you! Let's tap dance together forever!"
"Oh long lost brother! I love you too!"
And they lived
happily ever after
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